tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post307211040785443779..comments2023-10-30T03:57:36.471-07:00Comments on Creepy Query Girl: J - JackassCreepy Query Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18115161057496086972noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-9013227870647888422012-04-13T16:19:11.566-07:002012-04-13T16:19:11.566-07:00egads! my hubby once had a gal tell him over the ...egads! my hubby once had a gal tell him over the phone that she was wet and she wasn't even in the shower...<br />BLECH!!!<br />at least your's was unintentional!vic caswell https://www.blogger.com/profile/01218698236837610704noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-71244810561044781922012-04-11T22:47:29.962-07:002012-04-11T22:47:29.962-07:00Okay, that's kind of awesomely funny--sounds l...Okay, that's kind of awesomely funny--sounds like something I would do. Lol<br /><br />I have pulled my fair share of boneheaded moments. I flooded a neighbor's yard, I locked another neighbor out of their house by mistake, and set a feral cat loose in YYET ANOTHER NEIGHBOR'S house.<br /><br />The lesson here? Don't be my neighbor. ROTF.<br /><br />AngelaAngela Ackermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01808259088625142389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-47969976447110417262012-04-11T20:39:18.471-07:002012-04-11T20:39:18.471-07:00Well, there was the time an uncle of mine taught m...Well, there was the time an uncle of mine taught me the Siamese national anthem. Supposedly to the same tune as "God Save the Queen", it consisted of just three words repeated: Owa Tana Siam. <br /><br />So there I stood, in the middle of the room, singing my heart out and feeling very proud of myself, and wondering why everyone was laughing.<br /><br />I was about 5 at the time. <br /><br />And very gullible.Botanisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12098709722475364465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-6086628416627041992012-04-11T20:09:35.779-07:002012-04-11T20:09:35.779-07:00Eeeps! That's embarrassing! But you lived thro...Eeeps! That's embarrassing! But you lived through it, and that's what counts. <br /> Once when I was writing an article for the school paper (back when I was a much, much younger student), I got a quote from an upperclassman; I didn't realize that the quote he gave me included a dirty joke, because I was too young to understand what it meant. It was only after the article was printed that other people explained it to me.Neurotic Workaholichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06775298184138766683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-54840989227107840462012-04-11T18:42:27.228-07:002012-04-11T18:42:27.228-07:00Not me, but a dear friend told me a story similar ...Not me, but a dear friend told me a story similar and possibly worse than yours. She and her husband were staying in a nice hotel in a city. They were on the 18 th floor and got on the elevator to go downstairs to dinner. On the elevator were three marines in their dress uniforms and looking quite spiffy. Her husband started talking to them and asked them where they were going. "To the Marine Ball", one of them said. To that, sweet, innocent Anne, replied, "I didn't know Marines had balls"'. The rest of the ride down was silent. I do not doubt the story because I have been witness to quite a few of her faux pas since.Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06032033918798053005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-10782398058707484652012-04-11T16:52:06.294-07:002012-04-11T16:52:06.294-07:00I have had my share of jackass moments! Too many t...I have had my share of jackass moments! Too many to list. Your prohibition moment...wow! Definitely something I could see myself doing.Tracy Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03960615884046852962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-35643495991353319162012-04-11T16:27:06.260-07:002012-04-11T16:27:06.260-07:00Thank you for sharing your jackass moment. My eyes...Thank you for sharing your jackass moment. My eyes are totally wet from laughing at it. <br /><br />I put my foot (hoof?) in my mouth so often that I'm learning to just keep quiet and smile.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03446526228387021274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-77611072415480003502012-04-11T12:44:13.396-07:002012-04-11T12:44:13.396-07:00I'd say the other person was the jackass in th...I'd say the other person was the jackass in this scenario. <br /><br />There's been a few times when I assume something without knowing the facts, get all pissy, then realize later it was my fault. Yup, I'm a jackass.Kimberlee Turleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04695299361596799423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-7172635539156034422012-04-11T11:02:14.812-07:002012-04-11T11:02:14.812-07:00I love your jackass moment!ha
Mine are so many......I love your jackass moment!ha<br /><br />Mine are so many...there was that time I was IM'ing my friend in the next office about the crazy new girl that got hired and accidentally sent the IM to the crazy new girl...<br /><br />Or the time my husband sent me a pornagraphic text and I hit some button on my phone that read it out loud. Yeah. There are so many I just learned to roll with them.Marsha Sigmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11095210839900479297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-44080142988639843562012-04-11T09:15:52.234-07:002012-04-11T09:15:52.234-07:00I took a speech class in college and the first tim...I took a speech class in college and the first time I got up, the professor stopped me in mid speech and said, "Your Texas accent will have to go if you ever plan on speaking in public". I dropped the class the next day.Ricky Bushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15861574330175082978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-77199342889225408832012-04-11T08:35:08.877-07:002012-04-11T08:35:08.877-07:00lol, I agree with Matt! And em-musing you made me ...lol, I agree with Matt! And em-musing you made me laugh, too, with that story!mshatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06308916014310536449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-44694557586273623622012-04-11T07:50:52.866-07:002012-04-11T07:50:52.866-07:00Oh DEAR! *snicker snicker*
Jackass moments, I'...Oh DEAR! *snicker snicker*<br /><br />Jackass moments, I've had a few! From sliding down Tube stairs head first to, well . . . let's leave it at that, shall we? :)Talli Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780882465745107715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-73187485695455660682012-04-11T07:34:57.418-07:002012-04-11T07:34:57.418-07:00Lolol! I've had a few moments but not in publi...Lolol! I've had a few moments but not in public. Or at least, I recall any.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.siamckye.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Sia McKye OVER COFFEE</a>~Sia McKye~https://www.blogger.com/profile/08470562659597351033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-88993244312894407542012-04-11T07:21:50.821-07:002012-04-11T07:21:50.821-07:00How funny--well, I mean to be in the audience.
I ...How funny--well, I mean to be in the audience.<br /><br />I had one during questions for a presentation for grad school. Someone asked me a question that I thought I knew the answer to, but then I realized mid-sentence that my answer was not correct. I stopped and tried to recover, but it got worse. I then turned 14 shades of red. <br /><br />I learned that if I don't know the answer, I should just admit it and move on, because my BS skills are usually lacking.Slamdunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13087161268629251860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-9759009496145864442012-04-11T07:19:27.290-07:002012-04-11T07:19:27.290-07:00can't top that...wouldn't even want to try...can't top that...wouldn't even want to try!Elizabeth Seckmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00045076826326574984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-16606751785673195262012-04-11T07:09:14.756-07:002012-04-11T07:09:14.756-07:00As a teacher, I experience these ALL the time - li...As a teacher, I experience these ALL the time - like the student who did her whole presentation on the emasculation proclamation...Tasha Seegmillerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489911822054861132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-51692309425465684762012-04-11T07:09:14.033-07:002012-04-11T07:09:14.033-07:00As a teacher, I experience these ALL the time - li...As a teacher, I experience these ALL the time - like the student who did her whole presentation on the emasculation proclamation...Tasha Seegmillerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489911822054861132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-41825996599780615962012-04-11T06:58:09.316-07:002012-04-11T06:58:09.316-07:00There was the time I went to Blockbuster and told ...There was the time I went to Blockbuster and told the man at the counter, "I need a man for all seasons." When he started to smirk, my husband said, "It's a movie."Connie Kellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10774616533630985219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-78372995666438394862012-04-11T06:05:26.058-07:002012-04-11T06:05:26.058-07:00I think you should be proud of that moment. You ro...I think you should be proud of that moment. You rolled with the joke, and made the presentation memorable. I'd have given you an A.Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-6294333278841528252012-04-11T05:44:26.793-07:002012-04-11T05:44:26.793-07:00I have way too many jackass moments to share. It w...I have way too many jackass moments to share. It would take up you blog page. So I'll spare you the details.shellyhttp://secondhandshoesnovel.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-81216969317207419412012-04-11T05:00:28.779-07:002012-04-11T05:00:28.779-07:00One time I took off my jeans and underwear in one ...One time I took off my jeans and underwear in one fell swoop. The next time I wore the jeans, I went to the grocery store. After awhile, I felt something down by my foot. My underwear! I had been dragging them throughout the whole store! It took me awhile to figure out how they got there, and then I didn't know if I should just kick them away, or pick them up and stuff them in my purse.Karen Baldwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522178275164058849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-12285229382683837892012-04-11T04:45:47.976-07:002012-04-11T04:45:47.976-07:00Awwwww!!! I raise a glass of bubbly to your brave ...Awwwww!!! I raise a glass of bubbly to your brave presentation!! Yay! <br /><br />The first jackass moment that comes to mind is me at work walking out of the toilets with tissue stuck on my shoe and no-one, but no-one said anything all day! Or the time I wore my jumper inside out. Again. No One said anything! Why do I work with these people!?!? LOL!<br /><br />Take care<br />xOld Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13185547869183611159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-39396913509809167202012-04-11T04:29:47.834-07:002012-04-11T04:29:47.834-07:00Don't have a specific one to share. But I agre...Don't have a specific one to share. But I agree that most of them are around my family where I sometimes don't think before I speak.Natalie Aguirrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03756087804171246660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5691193709206281737.post-39395706295569746902012-04-11T04:29:36.725-07:002012-04-11T04:29:36.725-07:00At least you were memorable!At least you were memorable!Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.com