In light of this week's big ‘R’, and back by popular demand (for real this time ! Thanks Bethany Elizabeth:)
Please give it up for this week's ten sucky things. – Brought to you straight from the comments section of our last sucky installment.
1. A really smelly fart, of the kind that precedes diarea. That fart you can taste in your tongue as you close your nose and try to breathe through your mouth. All in a closed, non ventilated enviroment. Disgusting, but still better then a rejection.- Clara (wonderfully descriptive, thank you)
2.Having my puppy defecate in the kitchen while I am tied up momentarily with an armload fully of groceries so that she then steps in her own feces and playfully spreads it around the tile - is pretty shitty (see what I did there?) but it is not worse than a rejection on a submission.- Matthew Rush
3. I'd rather get bitten by Edward Cullen than get a rejection....er, nevermind.- MBW aka Olleymae
4. I'd rather be forced to sit and listen to a bad concert or band who I loathe than read a 'R' letter. See - I can't even write the word! :)- Talei
5.I would rather clean a bar bathroom...make that the men's bathroom, than get a form rejection letter.- Diane J.
6.Cleaning up vomit for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT (I am not exaggerating!) when my two children had the stomach flu was WAY more fun than reading another rejection.- Solvang Sherrie
7.Going to the toilet at night when the bulb has blown in the bathroom, and sitting on a slug that has obviously circumnavigated the toilet seat. This was in a house without running hot water or insulation, in the dead of winter, when there was snow on the ground outside. Washing slug slime off your butt with cold water doesn't rank high on the comfort scale.- Mary Witzl
8.The pasta sticking in the collander when you try to pour it to the bowl, and then the jostle you give it throwing half OVER the side of the bowl all over your bare feet. (I still have orzo between my toes)--but STILL better than a form rejection to a partial (haven't even had a REQUEST for a full yet! *cries*)- Watery Tart
9.I'd rather shovel my car out of the snow in June than face a form rejection! (And this is saying something. You can't quite understand the hatred of car-in-snow-shoveling unless you've grown up somewhere you do that five months of the year.)- Bridge Marie
What are your sucky things that still feel better than a rejection??
Also- I wanted to say THANK YOU for all the birthday wishes yesterday and comments on my photos! You guys made this the best 'coming out' evah! I'm sending this song out into the bloggosphere for all of you- my blogging buddies. You guys rock! Have a frickin fantabulous weekend!