'God or Google' features questions I would have probably only wondered about long ago- maybe asked God or the universe and awaited a heavenly sign. But since God and the Universe are often busy with their own agendas, I find myself going to the next best thing: Google
Previous CQG questions for ‘God or Google’:
Question for God or Google - why do we pee a little bit after doing our ‘business’? It’s like the grand finale that says ‘yeah, you can probably get off the john now’. Does it happen for boys too? And if so, how do they manage that?
Question for God or Google: when did the word 'Epic' become a popular stand in for 'awesome' 'rad' or 'the best'?? I first noticed it while watching 'The Vampire Diaries'. They said 'it was epic' and my first thoughts were 'you mean, like the odysee?'
Question for God or Google: Why do we pronounce ‘balogna’ like ‘baloni’?
Question for God or Google: Why does the deoterant always crumble into chunks when you get to the end? Such a waste of a good centimeter and a half of product...
Question for God or Google: Why is it frickin’ impossible to remove pen from baby doll face? You’d think they’d have invented something that works by now…
Question for God or Google: Why do the french stick eachother with fish on April Fools Day?
Can you guys think of any more random ‘God or Google’ questions? Or better yet- do you have the answers to any of the questions that preoccupy my creepy mind?