Thursday, April 14, 2011

L - LIAR LIAR Pants on Fiyah!

Creepy Query Girl- age five  * drops cereal all over the floor in the kitchen*   Mother walks in  -“Katie!  What did you do?”

“It wasn’t me!  It was Amy!!!”  (points at her three year old sister who still conveniently speaks incomprehensible baby English)

CQG- age ten  *gets a little carried away during a water fight (it happens to everyone doesn’t it?) and spits a mouthful of water at a passing car…  the car squeals to a stop, reverses and chases her to the neighbors house.  Man gets out of the car and rings on neighbor’s door.  Creepy hides out in the backyard and then innocently walks down the driveway thinking ‘maybe they didn’t see who spit?’   Alas, the man catches Creepy and asks “That bigger girl put you up to that didn’t she?”

Creepy replies solemnly with fingers crossed behind her back. “Oh yes sir”   (In my defense, I felt so bad about getting my friend in trouble; I brought her my piece of pie that night and told her mother the truth)

CQG- age seventeen.  “There’s no way I could have been speeding officer.  You see my car is overheating as we speak and I’m not even sure it can go 60 miles an hour in this condition…”

CQG- age twenty seven *breathes through her mouth to make her nose sound stuffy*  “Yes, yes, I think I have the flu.  NO I won’t be coming into work today…”

What are some of the lies you’ve told that stick out in your memory?  

25 comments:

Siv Maria said...

If I told you I would have to kill you.

Laura Pauling said...

I absolutely never tell lies.

Vicki Rocho said...

hahaha, cute!

Mine? I did not break the brown crayon while drawing that peanut for Jimmy Carter.

Grendelwulf said...
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Grendelwulf said...

Everything I say is a lie.
Including that last sentence.

*ERROR* *ERROR* *SPARK-FIZZLE*

Sorry. I have had too much home schooling from Star Trek.

Old Kitty said...

Lies?!?! Jamais!!! Small untruths maybe... !:-) Take care
x

Bob Scotney said...

"Those lines that I before have writ do lie."

KatieO said...

lol - I Never lie (crosses fingers behind back)

L.G.Smith said...

I tend to lie to myself about how many calories are in chocolate. After a few bites I start counting backwards.

Elena Solodow said...

I think I've told all of yours...those lies spread like wildfire!

Tamara Narayan said...

When I was four, I begged my older sister to spit in my face, claiming I wouldn't tell my parents. Well, she did and I told. Got her in big trouble.

Kelly said...

I am sweet and innocent. ;)

Laura Marcella said...

I've never told a lie in my life.

Oh, wait, that's my first one.

Okay, okay, you caught me...

Anne K. Albert said...

It's not a lie...I really do, uh, I did, okay, maybe ONCE upon a time, weigh what it says on my passport. ;-)

Anne K. Albert said...

It's not a lie...I really do, uh, I did, okay, maybe ONCE upon a time, weigh what it says on my passport. ;-)

Ju Dimello said...

Wow ! Those quibbles.. ;) I often used to get caught.. so I'm not a good liar!

Following you from A-Z challenge!

Marjorie said...

I don't know how I got it in my head, but when I was really small I hit my brother and told my mom that it was HE who hit ME.

Laura Maylene said...

I was about four years old. My older brother was taunting me mercilessly, as usual, so I bit down really really HARD on my arm. Then I ran crying to our mother because...well, he bit me of course! He tried to deny it but he had no defense when I held up the proof of the tooth marks in my arm!

I'm still kind of impressed I was both clever and diabolical enough to actually do that at such a young age.

Áine Tierney said...

A stream ran through our school grounds and I'd lower myself into, run into teacher to tell her I was wet, and I'd be sent to the house of another student to borrow dry clothes. And eat cake!

Jennifer said...

Very Funny as always. I lie pretty much everyday so none stick out in particular and truthfully this is probably also a lie. Sorry.

Stephanie said...

I try to always be truthful, but a few times, when invited out somewhere, I have told friends I didn't have any money when I really just didn't want to go.

Sarah Allen said...

Hilarious post :) Looks like we have a lot of utterly honest people here, and I'd have to say I'm basically one of them...;)

Sarah Allen
(my creative writing blog)

nutschell said...

LOL! I've had my share of lies, but nothing sticks out too much:P
nutschell
www.thewritingnut.com

Josh Hoyt said...

I never Lie :)

Your new background made my eyes wig out just a heads up. It might have been just because I'm tired :)

Steph said...

I try not to lie, but everyone calls in sick. To my credit, I spend the day at home resting as if I were sick. Sometimes I just need a day!

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