On Blogcation

I won't be around the blogosphere this week since I'm in Brittany with the fam.  So, I thought I'd point you all towards some popular Creepy Query Girl reruns till I get back!  Enjoy and I'll 'see' you soon

The Truth Behind Your Profile Pic : I know most of you through the smiling faces of your profile pictures.  Some of them look professionally done.  Others look they were taken in a natural setting when you just happened to be smiling...



 OMG!  You Can Totally See Her Double Spaces!! :  Up until recently, I had no idea that double spaces after a period were so offensive to many industry professionals...


Under The Knife :  I’ve got some good news and some bad news.  (Don’t you just love it when people start a conversation this way?)

My Name is Katie And I Suck At First Person POV :  As many of you know, I started my current wip last week and so far the writing is going…okay.   


I Feel Like A Sperm :  In competition with the millions of other sperm struggling to get to that big fat publishing egg at the center of it all.  

The Waiting Game : I am the first to admit that I have the patience of a shitzu with bladder control issues. It’s my ‘tragic flaw’.


'Snuck' Doesn't Suck!!! :  (yes, today’s title is pure poetry isn’t it?) I’m not an unreasonable person.  I’ve never chained myself to a tree or picketed working conditions. 

Catpoop in the Closet :I swear to God, if my cat doesn’t stop pooping under beds and in closets, I’m going to have to add ‘cruelty to animals’ in with my other Creepy Monday Misdemeanors.