‘My cat thinks I'm the rudest human on the planet. I go to clean my kitchen floor, pick up his food, and he comes up behind me and says, "Dude," (my cat calls me Dude), "I was just about to eat that..."
I go to sit down, and he jumps up on the back of the chair, "Dude, I was just about to sit there..."
P.S.- Be sure to come over to February Grace's blog 'Pitch Slapped' for Friday Bloffee- This hilarious blogger has asked to interview me for her aspiring writer column and her questions stripped me bare. So if you wanna know more about...me (that didn't sound narcasistic at. all.) Be there or be square!