Yeah. Why does my nose only itch at the most inappropriate times? (You didn’t think I’d talk about that other kind of itching, did you? Ewe. - Although Ash-matic did have a very interesting post a couple weeks ago about that kind of itching, if you want a good laugh)
After I take such care with my complexion-calculated base to cover up all the red spots and freckles and I finally get to the work/party/dinner/other-location-where-I-want-to-look-spiffy, that’s when my nose starts to itch like some kind of invisible fairy is twitching a feather under my face. And let's face it- there's no pretty way to scratch your nose. No matter what you do, everyone thinks you're picking it.
But when I can get a moment alone, of course I take the bait and rub, sniff, wipe my little heart out and end up looking like I’m suffering from severe allergies – and of course, I end up getting face-colored gook on my hands which transfers immediately to my black satin blouse/purse/pants – whatever makes it stand out the most.
Oh, the trials and tribulations of being a woman…
Almost forgot to post today.
Welcome to the randomness that is the A-Z!
Do you have any inappropriate itching stories?